August 2011
You know what makes humans different from other animals? We're the only species on Earth that observes Shark Week. Sharks don't even observe Shark Week.
Sharks observe Kaelah Week ;) ha #kidding
Hello! I just bought an english bulldog puppy and I've had tons of puppies before, but this little guy is super mouthy right now. I know he is teething but it doesn't matter what I do, he still bites me pretty hard. Will this eventually stop?! Also, could you give me some tips on training him? He's super stubborn and I want him to know that I'm the boss.
welcome to the world of bulldogs. they’re very very stubborn, and often much more difficult to train. georgia bit a little when she was a pup, but not too bad. every pet owner out there is going to have a different way of teaching their dog to mind what you say and many will say your method or my method is wrong. what i did with G was simple: if she bit, i grabbed her mouth in my hand (not hard, just gently, to hold her mouth), pointed at her and sternly said “no! no ma’am!” our girls respond to “yes ma’am” and “no ma’am” haha it’s quite funny. but anyway, you can google a lot of helpful tips and tricks in training bullies. honestly, it’s going to vary from dog to dog. i don’t even know what i did with her, but she eventually grew out of her “i’m gonna chew on everything” puppy stage and now she’s an angel :)
July 2011
Showing a video to your friend that you found absolutely hilarious.
You:
Them:
You:
THIS IS LITERALLY MY LIFE.
OMFG GPOY
